Dildo epidemic hits Portland power lines

Just when you thought Portland couldn't get any weirder, this happens. Hundreds of dildo have suddenly appeared on Portland's power lines, with no explanation. The nunchuck phalluses have been spotted above restaurants such as Salt and Straw and Por Que No? in north Portland; more are being discovered every day. See also: The dream of beer made from sewage water is alive in Portland There have been a couple theories about the surplus of dildosOne Reddit thread seems to point towards a man with a...